Who doesn't like cows? These animals are very interesting and nine times out of ten, when you walk by them, they are either eating, tinkling, or pooping. There are so many things about cows that are funny.

This site originated on a Sunday afternoon (yes mom, after church) when me and two cowgirls mozied on up to Oklahoma to play some slots.

About 30 minutes into the trot NORTH, we passed a pasture and there were literally 100 cows, all in a line, walking back to the farm house. At that point, I had to share a joke. - What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

That was all it took. For the remainder of the trip, we told cow jokes, while at the casino - spent the whole time spinning the slot machine and writing down ideas, and we also told jokes for the whole trip back.

So, if you like cows and find humor with them, then please feel free to enjoy this site. Remember one thing... Cows are live creatures and deserve to be treated with respect. I promise, no cows were harmed in the making of this site.

Also see our newest section on PIGS!!! It'll make ya squeel!